Fri 10 February 2006

"Or" and his logic

I have been feeling lately that my blogs have lacked substance. All I do lately is work, fart and dream. When the shit hits the fan and emotions are high I could blog for a straight week... kinda like writing music. My life has been great recently but also a bit dull, very little drama, which is usually a good thing but I need a good freak blog pretty soon here to stand out from the dense forest of randomly logged bull shat.

SO... one of my closest friends Brian who I also refer to as "Or" constantly advertises his ass to rooms full of people because he doesn't feel comfortable with his pants up above his butt and when he wears jeans once in a blue moon he doesn't wear a belt tight enough to conceal his "moon" because “it's not comfy”.

Instead of just wearing regular pants like a regular person, Brian made a judgment call, he went with the shaving his ass option. He said and I quote "I'm tired of people always saying that I have a hairy ass". So instead of just not showing us his ass all together he decided to make it prettier. WHAT THE CRAP KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?

comments

3:30pm | Fri 10 February 2006 | Rachel
http://slidingthroughlife.blogspot.com/
Oh my goodness!! How in the world does he shave his behind?? Does someone do it for him? I mean how could you reach back there and not chop off some hide or something?

He needs a belt whether it's comfy or not. Doesn't sound too logical to me. Maybe suspenders would be more comfy? Does he know people don't want to look at his crack whether it's hairy or not? Yoderman, you must tell him to say no to crack!!

11:18am | Sat 11 February 2006 | Yoderman
See now you know that things are going down hill when you get ONE comment after something that felt was pretty clever. HAHA.

2:27pm | Sat 11 February 2006 | Rachel
http://slidingthroughlife.blogspot.com/
Okay, now 2 comments, but I guess this one doesn't count!

It was a great post Yoderman! I could see this guy in my mind all bent over showing his behind all hairy. Now he bends over and it's all shaved.
Still an ugly picture! I'd still like to know HOW he got it shaved. Do you know???

4:58pm | Sat 11 February 2006 | Yoderman
Meh, he's a very uncordinated guy, it sickens me to think about it. Although he has been staying with my wife and I and I saw his shaver on the tub ledge, yeah pretty sick, I just know he's been shaving his ass in my shower.

WAHOO 4 posts now!

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