Tue 9 May 2006

A night to remember

Please allow me to just talk about last night. I got home from a long day at work and sat down to eat dinner. After eating dinner my wife and I took the dog on a walk to look at our adjoining neighborhoods houses that we will never be able to afford. We then headed home so my wife could give me a head shaving (hair cut). I then took a shower and cleaned all of my major crevices including in my belly button and in between my toes which I've never done before but was sort of a joy. My wife and I then engaged in a ritual that we labeled our annual pluck and F@#$ in which she plucks my eyebrows and then as a reward we have "intercourse". Then we went to bed and fell asleep to a move "The Family Stone", which was decent. I just felt as though I was well groomed and taken care off last night, it was good to catch up on my hygiene.

comments

10:38pm | Tue 9 May 2006 | Rachel
http://slidingthroughlife.blogspot.com/
First time you had washed your belly button crevice and in between your toes??? .....so that's the odor that's been blowing this way! :)

I'm glad you got the hygiene all done. A clean partner is a necessity!

2:00pm | Wed 10 May 2006 | DayByDay4-2Day
http://addicted2codependence.blogspot.com/
Hey it's your blog and if that's what you want to talk about... well power to yah!

8:29pm | Wed 10 May 2006 | Yoderman
Thank you for reminding me.

8:25pm | Sat 13 May 2006 | Ian
http://collegeboy18.blogspot.com
Wow sounds like it was a good night for you.

11:35pm | Sun 21 May 2006 | Rachel
http://slidingthroughlife.blogspot.com/
Whereforth art thou????

3:29am | Tue 23 May 2006 | JONEEEY
Dude!! Where are you? I can't start my day off right w/out reading your blog. You're my "cup of coffee" in the morning!

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