Thu 15 November 2007

Court House Rock PART 2

Another visit to the court house left me feeling proud, it showed in the long free strides which lead my exit. To make sure I was there today, a few weeks ago I hit the streets, speeding and expecting, so that I could be pulled over by a soldier of justice. I proudly handed him my license and registration, know that I was making the ultimate sacrifice to provide him a job so he could return home to wife and kids and put food on the table. I then followed my summons to that building, the structure which allows me as a citizen to pay the city so they can then go and pay the many folks who make sure my taxes are withheld.

It took my every muscle to not stand up while everyone was waiting and whispering to their neighbors, “I’M GUILTY!!! I’M GUILTY!!!” then run out laughing historically. The boredom left me watching people, and studying their traits. The guy with the funny last name, Shwenrat, or something like that, he had a strange look on his face as he walked and had a depressing odor to him. I’m not certain how to explain a depressing odor, all I know is it made me think of a psych ward. And then the brunet named Stacy Stenk, my mind was laughing out loud and pointing at her, to add onto the guaranteed low self-esteem after years of funny name ridicule. I also think of the middle-aged white girl with the wedgy, she was wearing a pant/skirt combo and you couldn’t help but see what type of underwear she was wearing; if she didn’t have a belt, I guarantee her ass would have gobbled them up, I tried not to show a flinch but I don’t think my reaction escaped my face. Lastly the large black guy, who made ever effort to be loudly recognized, as he approached the persecution stand he barked out towards the judge “Evening maim”; funny how some people try so hard to make sure every knows they have personality, what weirdo’s.

I end this blog with a thought for the day, “If you day dream while you drive, you should go purchase a police scanner”.

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