Sat 5 April 2008

Home is where the ass is...

Had an interesting conversation with my parents last night. It seems.. that they decided to read one of my blog entries, specifically ‘My Mooching Mentality” which includes details like these – “Whenever the squeak of old wood floors inhibits you from intercourse, you should consider a change, and when I say change I mean maybe taking that same risk behind a local elementary school in the front seat of your borrowed truck.” – But that’s ok, I’m willing to be thoroughly embarrassed for the sake of the first amendment and keep the shock factor alive! HIP HIP!!

Well, my wife left town for about two weeks and what was suppose to be a “pleasure filled gaming time” faded quickly to “if she doesn’t come home soon I’m going to step off a tall building.. time”.

*Reaches out his hand singing* “COME HOOOOME TO MEEEE!”

I need a nap.

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